Alexander Burks
Westminster ⏰️, ColoradoSign up to view more activities from Alexander Burks
I've compressed this file down to a single byte *CHOMP*
All of these flat loop and downhill point to point marathons are distance runners' "Eras Tour"
LinkedIn park - a nu metal band that desperately tries to portray themselves as alpha chuds by screaming motivational quotes and singing choruses about waking up at 3am to start the day with a cold plunge before linearly integrating everything
It’s just me, you, and all of the ominous misshapen figures lurking in the inky black darkness
“Elementary school taught me that a lot of inventions were accidents, like the post it and potato chips!” “Sir, this is a car crash”
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