Greg Ballard
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Prepare to feel like an old denim vest because I'm about to be dazzling you.
Why do you taunt me with your darkness? Your evil is stinkin' up our streets! The end is near! We are all gonna die!
They only call me when there's trouble at a dock. Or a river. Or a lake. A canal. A jetty. I could be doing so much more...
This is the worst thing to ever happen to me. I've lived a very fortunate life!
Grinnin' like a possum eatin' a sweet potato
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