David Leech
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I trusted you, TV. You've seen me naked. And yet you've betrayed me.
I am not a dad, but I do tell Dad jokes. I'm a faux pa.
I'm made of rocks. You don't need to be afraid unless you're made of scissors.
I wasn't a failure. I was pre-successful.
Drop your socks and grab your crocs, we're about to get wet on this ride.
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