Aneesh D'Souza
Rockville, MarylandSign up to view more activities from Aneesh D'Souza
We're the only species on earth that observes shark week.
I'll reinvent myself. I'm gonna dye my hair blue and carry around an emotional support pig.
The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.
Same old dreary demands. Self righteous, messianic, moralistic and increasingly tedious.
Next time bring a clue, not a paintball gun.
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